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I, I would think I'd remember something like that. Llama: Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face! CARL: That sounds dangerous. Llama: You were headbutting children off the ship! CARL: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch! Llama: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures! CARL: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it. Llama: Uhh.. Carl why is the lifeboat all red and sticky? CARL: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky. Llama: Caaarl, what are we standing in? CARL: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake? Llama: No! I would not believe that! CARL: Uhh, melted gumdrops? Llama: No. CARL: Boat nectar? Llama: No. CARL: Some of God's tears? Llama: Tell me the truth Carl. CARL: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B. Llama: CAAARL! CARL: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls. Llama: I can't believe what I'm hearing! CARL: I will not apologize for art. Llama: Where are the other lifeboats? CARL: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that. Llama: Where are the other lifeboats, Carl? CARL: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them. Llama: CARL! CARL: I have a problem. I have a serious problem. Llama: You are just, terrible today! CARL: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness. Llama: That's the sound of people drowning Carl. CARL: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence. Paul: Carl you've tracked mud all over the carpet. Carl: Now that right there is a mess! Paul: I just had it cleaned yesterday, Carl! Carl: I'm not responsible for this! I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning! Paul: Those are clearly your hoof prints Carl! Carl: Then there is an impostor on the loose! Paul: They lead directly to you! Carl: Clue number one, the impostor is a phantom! Paul: Carl, stop avoid-- BOOM CARLL!! Carl: Happy Birthday! Paul: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this?! Carl: Why don't you blow out your candle? Paul: You've gone to far this time, Carl! Carl: What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city. Paul: How did you even do this? Carl: A dollop of fairy dust! Paul: CARL. Carl: I ripped a tag off a mattress! Paul: This isn't funny, Carl! Carl: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded! Paul: I'm leaving..I've had enough of this! Carl: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now! Paul: But why! Carl: Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together. Paul: That isn't friendship Carl, that's sick! Carl: Well then your probably not going to like your birthday decoration! Paul: It's not even my...oh my gosh! Carl: SURPRISE! PAul: Ah oh uh no ah uh! Carl: I'm sorry! I thought you liked faces. Obviously there was a miscommunication. Paul: This awful Carl! Carl: You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as i pictured it in my head. Paul: I think I'm going to throw...oh god one touched me! Carl: This was clearly the wrong way to go. Paul: Ya think, Carl?! Carl: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross. Paul: But that isn't the problem, Carl! Why would you think any of this is a good idea? Carl: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Paul: Oh... Carl: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that. Paul: Carrrl! We're supposed to be on vacation! Carl: I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here. Paul: You toppled a South American government, Carl! Carl: The people have spoken, "Viva la resistance!" Paul: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan! Carl: He was a traiter and a scoundrel. Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan! -KICK FROM WITHIN CARL- Carl: Whoa, that was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person. Paul: That would be the hotel bartender. Carl: Well, that explains why my mojito was taking so long. Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake! Carl: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. Paul: I can't go anywhere with you, Carl. Carl: That hurt my feelings, now we're both in the wrong. Paul: I wanna go home! We're leaving. Carl: In that case, I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat. Paul: Wha...WHAT? Carl: Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do. Paul: You know what? Forget it! I'm not even shocked anymore! Carl: Aww... That's no fun. Paul: This has become the norm for you, Carl. Carl: I'll have to try harder next time. Paul: Please don't. Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge. Paul: Carrrl! Carl: It's too late now, you... Paul: You? Carl: I totally don't remember your name. Paul: We've known each other for three years, Carl! Carl: And what an impression, you've made. Paul: My name is Paul. Carl: What? Paul: I said my name is Paul. Carl: Oh... I thought you were a woman. Paul: Why would you think that? Carl: Mostly the hat, are you sure? Paul: Of course I'm sure! Carl: Well... If you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer... Paul: Caaaarl (silence) Paul: I know you’ve done something. Carl: Whatever do you mean? Paul: You’ve always done something! It’s a lovely day out, we’re having a good time, what have you done? Carl: You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel. Paul: Carl. Carl: I am a respected member of the community to even insinuate. Paul: Okay, Carl. So what did you do today? Carl: Well, let’s see. I washed the car. Paul: Uh-huh. Carl: I made a donation to the local girl-scout troop. Paul: Sure. Carl: I returned an overdue movie at Blockbuster. Paul: What else? Carl: Hmm, I stepped on a ladybug by accident. Paul: Go on. Carl: Aaaaand I baked some banana bread for our neighbor Pat. I believe that’s it. Done. Paul: That’s it? Carl: That’s all I did today. (hole rips in spacetime continuum) Carl: Oooooooooh. Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaarl, what is that? Carl: I may have forgotten to mention one of my activities. Paul: Caaaarl. Carl: I apologize. That was wrong. Paul: Explain, Carl. Carl: Well from here it looks like a weather balloon. Paul: I’m not in the mood for this. Carl: I think it’s just a lens flare and some dust. Paul: Just tell me, Carl. Carl: Fine. I may have created a crack in spacetime…. through which to collect billions of baby hands. (silence) Paul: Huh. Carl: What do you mean, “huh”? Paul: I think I was expecting worse. Carl: Worse? But this is totally fucked, bro! Paul: I know, but after last time with the nuke and the faces it’s just- Carl: Come on! Look at this! How did I even do this? Paul: I don’t understand how or why you do anything. Carl: Do you know what it feels like to be Carl right now? It hurts. Not as much as the babies, but it hurts. Paul: Uh, Carl. Carl: What? Paul: Why… are there only hands for white babies? Carl: Well, y’know, whities gotta pay. Paul: Ah. Carl: And the payment is baby hands. well you know whitey's gotta pay, and the payment is baby hands! its the meat convayer i am the henry ford of human meat arent you gunna say it? that, my name, all offended an annoyed. what? its the meat convayer isnt it, you never were a fan of modern home design. just let me explain, efficency, industry, never before has this many dead bodies been so manageable. i'm the henry ford of human meat. come on we havent even gotten to the big suprise yet. well now I dont even want to show you. man you are being a huge b hole right now. its not a meat grinder its an orphan stomper. you know whats gross, your attitude. what have i done to diserve all this b hole coming out of your mouth everything, even that time i helped Mrs.Bigsby with her garden thats what she would have wanted. she wasn't keeping up with the weeding, as president of the homeowners association, i had to take immideate action! thats like saying all mozart did was write songs. oh weird, thats what all these orphans said. no. maybe. thank you.
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oh hey how did he get here? Llama: Carl! There is a dead human in our house! Carl: Oh..hey..how did he get here? Llama: Caaaaarl! What did you dooo? Carl: Me? uh..I didnt do this! Llama: Explained what happened Carl! Carl: I've never seen him before in my life! Llama: Why did you kill this person Carl? Carl: I do not kill people..that is my least favourite thing to do.. Llama: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home. Carl: Alright..well, I was upstairs.. Llama: Okay? Carl: I was uh..sitting in my room... Llama: Yes..? Carl: Reading a book.. Llama: Go on... Carl: And, uh... well this guy walked in... Llama: Okay? Carl: So I went up to him.. Llama: Yes... Carl: And I..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. Llama: Caaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!! Carl: Oh, well, I didnt know that. Llama: How could you not know that! Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck! Llama: What happened to his hands? Carl: What's that? Llama: His hands. Why-why are they missing? Carl: Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them. Llama: Caaaaaaaaaarrrll!!! Carl: I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands... Llama: Why on earth would you do that? Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a break! Llama: Caaaaaaarl!!! Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies... Llama: Caaarl! Carl: That only hands could satisfy! Llama: What is wrong with you Carl! Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, thats two things! If I have missed anything out, feel free to correct me :) 좋아, 그래서 내가 숫자와 결과 따라서 평균만을 사용 하 여 관심사의이 숫자는 '승' infinate 채굴 하지 결과 해온이 새 터미널 반복 숫자 패턴은 소수 자체 파티 수에서 구입 OK, so I bought this number and the number of results to the media, use only interest is therefore infinate mined 'W' was not the result of a new party terminal repeat minority numerical models can yes Llama: Carl! What on earth was all that? CARL: I'm not sure what you're referring to. Llama: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl! CARL: Are you sure that was me? 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Paul: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this?! Carl: Why don't you blow out your candle? Paul: You've gone to far this time, Carl! Carl: What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city. Paul: How did you even do this? Carl: A dollop of fairy dust! Paul: CARL. Carl: I ripped a tag off a mattress! Paul: This isn't funny, Carl! Carl: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded! Paul: I'm leaving..I've had enough of this! Carl: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now! Paul: But why! Carl: Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together. Paul: That isn't friendship Carl, that's sick! Carl: Well then your probably not going to like your birthday decoration! Paul: It's not even my...oh my gosh! Carl: SURPRISE! PAul: Ah oh uh no ah uh! Carl: I'm sorry! I thought you liked faces. Obviously there was a miscommunication. Paul: This awful Carl! Carl: You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as i pictured it in my head. Paul: I think I'm going to throw...oh god one touched me! Carl: This was clearly the wrong way to go. Paul: Ya think, Carl?! Carl: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross. Paul: But that isn't the problem, Carl! Why would you think any of this is a good idea? Carl: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Paul: Oh... Carl: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that. Paul: Carrrl! We're supposed to be on vacation! Carl: I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here. Paul: You toppled a South American government, Carl! Carl: The people have spoken, "Viva la resistance!" Paul: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan! Carl: He was a traiter and a scoundrel. Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan! -KICK FROM WITHIN CARL- Carl: Whoa, that was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person. Paul: That would be the hotel bartender. Carl: Well, that explains why my mojito was taking so long. Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake! Carl: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. Paul: I can't go anywhere with you, Carl. Carl: That hurt my feelings, now we're both in the wrong. Paul: I wanna go home! We're leaving. Carl: In that case, I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat. Paul: Wha...WHAT? Carl: Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do. Paul: You know what? Forget it! I'm not even shocked anymore! Carl: Aww... That's no fun. Paul: This has become the norm for you, Carl. Carl: I'll have to try harder next time. Paul: Please don't. Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge. Paul: Carrrl! Carl: It's too late now, you... Paul: You? Carl: I totally don't remember your name. Paul: We've known each other for three years, Carl! Carl: And what an impression, you've made. Paul: My name is Paul. Carl: What? Paul: I said my name is Paul. Carl: Oh... I thought you were a woman. Paul: Why would you think that? Carl: Mostly the hat, are you sure? Paul: Of course I'm sure! Carl: Well... If you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer... Paul: Caaaarl (silence) Paul: I know you’ve done something. Carl: Whatever do you mean? Paul: You’ve always done something! It’s a lovely day out, we’re having a good time, what have you done? Carl: You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel. Paul: Carl. Carl: I am a respected member of the community to even insinuate. Paul: Okay, Carl. So what did you do today? Carl: Well, let’s see. I washed the car. Paul: Uh-huh. Carl: I made a donation to the local girl-scout troop. Paul: Sure. Carl: I returned an overdue movie at Blockbuster. Paul: What else? Carl: Hmm, I stepped on a ladybug by accident. Paul: Go on. Carl: Aaaaand I baked some banana bread for our neighbor Pat. I believe that’s it. Done. Paul: That’s it? Carl: That’s all I did today. (hole rips in spacetime continuum) Carl: Oooooooooh. Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaarl, what is that? Carl: I may have forgotten to mention one of my activities. Paul: Caaaarl. Carl: I apologize. That was wrong. Paul: Explain, Carl. Carl: Well from here it looks like a weather balloon. Paul: I’m not in the mood for this. Carl: I think it’s just a lens flare and some dust. Paul: Just tell me, Carl. Carl: Fine. I may have created a crack in spacetime…. through which to collect billions of baby hands. (silence) Paul: Huh. Carl: What do you mean, “huh”? Paul: I think I was expecting worse. Carl: Worse? But this is totally fucked, bro! Paul: I know, but after last time with the nuke and the faces it’s just- Carl: Come on! Look at this! How did I even do this? Paul: I don’t understand how or why you do anything. Carl: Do you know what it feels like to be Carl right now? It hurts. Not as much as the babies, but it hurts. Paul: Uh, Carl. Carl: What? Paul: Why… are there only hands for white babies? Carl: Well, y’know, whities gotta pay. Paul: Ah. Carl: And the payment is baby hands. well you know whitey's gotta pay, and the payment is baby hands! its the meat convayer i am the henry ford of human meat arent you gunna say it? that, my name, all offended an annoyed. what? its the meat convayer isnt it, you never were a fan of modern home design. just let me explain, efficency, industry, never before has this many dead bodies been so manageable. i'm the henry ford of human meat. come on we havent even gotten to the big suprise yet. well now I dont even want to show you. man you are being a huge b hole right now. its not a meat grinder its an orphan stomper. you know whats gross, your attitude. what have i done to diserve all this b hole coming out of your mouth everything, even that time i helped Mrs.Bigsby with her garden thats what she would have wanted. she wasn't keeping up with the weeding, as president of the homeowners association, i had to take immideate action! thats like saying all mozart did was write songs. oh weird, thats what all these orphans said. no. maybe. thank you.
